Er wünschte dringend eine Starkes zu Trinken und gehe in einer Bar und sagte zu der Kellner:
(und rest sind in Englischer Sprache, tut mir leid für jemand)
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"Whisky, please.."
(Chinese)Bartender:"Yes, sir.. Whisky..."
"How much?"
"5 Cents, Sir...."
"5 Cents for a Whisky?
" " Yes, Sir"
"Are you crazy or something?"
" All right! give me a dobble 
"Yes, sir... a dobble"....
How much?"
"5 Cents, Sir"...
"5 Cents for a dobble Whisky? You must be out of your Mind", All right, give me the hole bottle"..
"Yes, Sir..hole bottle..."
"how much?
" 5 Cents, Sir"...
"WHAT? are you....?"
"SHHHH".......
"My Boss is *beep* my wife, and I am *beep* his business" 
